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T Persei is a red supergiant located in the constellation Perseus. It varies in brightness between magnitudes 8.3 and 9.7 and is considered to be a member of the Double Cluster.
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A Catholic Education is the debut studio album by Scottish alternative rock band Teenage Fanclub, released in 1990.
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