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The Hall of Remembrance is a memorial complex in Kyiv, on the site of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine. The complex honors the fallen servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and other Ukrainian military, law enforcement units, and volunteers who died in the battles for Ukraine.
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