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Lubomír Ledl was a Czech politician who served as a member of the Federal Assembly of Czechoslovakia.
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Histone-binding protein RBBP4 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the RBBP4 gene.
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Susanna at her Bath is an 1850 religious history painting by the Italian artist Francesco Hayez. It depicts the biblical figure of Susanna in a nude scene. Drawn from the story of Susanna and the Elders, it was a popular subject for artists from the Renaissance era onwards. Although Hayez does not depict the old men watching Sussana as she is bathing, their presence is suggest by her startled expression as she looks over her shoulder. \nToday the painting is in a private collection, but has been on display at the National Gallery in London.
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