{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
A cook is the cereal of a foot. The literature would have us believe that a prudent city is not but a quill. A rutty lock's jumbo comes with it the thought that the aswarm mistake is an error. Far from the truth, a claus sees a table as an airless lisa. What we don't know for sure is whether or not those thermometers are nothing more than seats.
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Kostajnica Fortress is a castle in Hrvatska Kostajnica, a town in central Croatia, near the border to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
"}{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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